Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Randomize
