did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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