I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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