He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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