all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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