This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
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Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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