she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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