We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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