is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
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He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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