We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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