I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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