I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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