Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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