I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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