"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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