she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
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How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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