the new term for farting is butt boxing.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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