this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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