Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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