i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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