i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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