STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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