i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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