i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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