But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
two words...techno handjob
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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