so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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