Banned from zoo.
Again?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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