you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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