She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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