There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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