New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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