Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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