I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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