$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
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Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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