Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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