sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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