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(310): View more from California

so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?

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(360): View more from Washington

not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"

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(702): View more from Nevada

no you cant smoke seaweed

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(678): View more from Georgia

I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.

(770): View more from Georgia

WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!

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(301): View more from Maryland

I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.

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(509): View more from Washington

It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!

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(209): View more from California

I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.

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(512): View more from Texas

She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.

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