My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
How many fucks given?
0.12846
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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