HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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