Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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