"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
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even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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