No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
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Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
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hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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