What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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