Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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