I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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