I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
whose parrot is this?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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