# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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