Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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