I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
