Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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