I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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