everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
you didnt know i had herpes?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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