So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize
